I've got a lot to post on. But I just had something come through my email box that I felt inclined to share. In addition, I dug through the old email box and found another story that would pair nicely with the one I received today.
Everybody loves a good fairy tale, right?
The Worlds Shortest Fairytale (for women):
Once upon a time, a guy (a Prince) asked a girl (The Princess),
"Will you marry me?"
The girl said "No," and she lived happily ever after and went shopping, drank martinis with friends, always had a clean house, never had to cook, had a closet full of shoes and handbags, stayed skinny, and was never farted on.
A FAIRY TALE (for men)
One day, long, long ago....... there lived a woman who did not whine, nag or bitch.
But this was a long time ago....... and it was just that one day.